Other people? They are usually a mistake.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
People shouldn’t be treated like objects. They are not that valuable.
The useless piece of flesh at the end of a penis is called a man
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but only enough blood supply to run one at a time.
There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful – provided you get between the right man and woman.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.
I remember the first time I had sex because I kept the receipt.
Don’t have sex. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.
– Stop that, son, you’ll go blind!
– I’m over here, Dad!