English, Human minds

My fav. quotes

PEOPLE

Other people? They are usually a mistake.
Quentin Crisp

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
George Carlin

People shouldn’t be treated like objects. They are not that valuable.
P.J. O’Rourke

MEN

The useless piece of flesh at the end of a penis is called a man
Jo Brand

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but only enough blood supply to run one at a time.
Robin William

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.
Carl Barney

SEX

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful – provided you get between the right man and woman.
Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.
Woody Allen

I remember the first time I had sex because I kept the receipt.
Bill Brandis

Don’t have sex. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin

Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Anon

Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen

– Stop that, son, you’ll go blind!
– I’m over here, Dad!
Anon

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